broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.
I’m guessing the brassy dame in question here is named “Mavis”, or “Ethel”, or something else deliciously old-timey.
Can you imagine being the operator?
Reminds me of the story of recording “Young Lust” in Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”, where they called a real operator, had them patch through a call, and a man answer when calling for “Mrs. Floyd.”
More states have extended protections to gay couples and there have been significant policy changes.
2013: The Greatest Year for Gay Rights.
… so far.
enjoy this 8 page comic i drew in 1 day and inked in 2.
no one who knows me in real life would ever believe all the fluffy romantic comics I draw;;;
alternate title is: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON DWARF BEARDS
I AM VERY GLAD I READ THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE THING BUT IT WAS NOT THAT THING IT WAS ANOTHER THING THAT I LIKE VERY MUCH
YES ALL OF THIS I LIKE THIS
they could just have a television show for kids on PBS where Thor is her big smiley lab assistant who never wears protective gear.”
"Ok, kids, why does Jane wear lab gear and Thor doesn’t? Because if we did this to Jane" (insert shot of Thor being set on fire, smiling, or showered with exploding glass, smiling) "she could really get hurt. Always wear your safety gear!"
Look. It’s perfectly simple.
If you’re going to murder someone, don’t do it while Jeannette is having sex with Floyd in a bathtub.
Correction: if you’re going to murder someone, absolutely do it while Jeannette is having sex with Floyd in a bathtub. And that is how you get away with murder.
I stand corrected.
But if you’re going to be murdered by someone (attempted anyway) try not to have that happen while Jeannette and Floyd are having sex, they will get away with it and you will be absolutely dead.
Another thing is, try not to be taking a bath while all these murders are going on, because it’s almost guaranteed that Jeannette and Floyd will want to have sex whether you are in the tub or not.
…I could live with double-teaming Jeanette with Floyd. I mean, if they were into that. And didn’t kill me for funsies cause, hey, it is Jeanette and Floyd.
"Stress makes you sicker"
Yeah well, guess what gives me stress?
Being sick does, jerk.
Aasif Mandvi on The Daily Show (via nezua)
you really CAN. NOT. argue with that.