Overthinking It

creepingmonsterism:

You know, Peter Parker is a great hero for the millennial generation because he’s always struggling economically and old newspaper editors think he’s a menace.

nehirose:

crich88:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

can’t stop giggling

the a/v synch is a little bit off so if that bothers you, be forewarned …. on the other hand i laughed so hard i almost threw up.

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

devils-huntress:

nehirose:

obscureliteraryreference:

skoomapipe:

myloveformcrwillneverdie:

pyromantix:

linglingslungs:

fsufeminist:

RuPaul’s Drag Race. ACCURATE.

Bait Car?

30 Rock.
SMH.
Yeah, you’re right.

Once Upon A Time!! does this mean I’m Emma Swan cause I’m cool with this

My Cat From Hell
um should I be okay with this or ??????

I suddenly regret my decision to rewatch BSG.

uh.  since hell’s kitchen and kitchen nightmares are both reality shows i’m going to go with law&order, so
okay?

I’m currently watching Steven Universe. FUCK YEAH I’M A GEM.

But my life doesn’t have enough explosions to be Mythbusters…

Supernatural? Goddammit I’m a woman, I am SO dead.

Archer. I might be headed towards the DANGER ZONE!

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

devils-huntress:

nehirose:

obscureliteraryreference:

skoomapipe:

myloveformcrwillneverdie:

pyromantix:

linglingslungs:

fsufeminist:

RuPaul’s Drag Race. ACCURATE.

Bait Car?

30 Rock.

SMH.

Yeah, you’re right.

Once Upon A Time!! does this mean I’m Emma Swan cause I’m cool with this

My Cat From Hell

um should I be okay with this or ??????

I suddenly regret my decision to rewatch BSG.

uh.  since hell’s kitchen and kitchen nightmares are both reality shows i’m going to go with law&order, so

okay?

I’m currently watching Steven Universe. FUCK YEAH I’M A GEM.

But my life doesn’t have enough explosions to be Mythbusters…

Supernatural? Goddammit I’m a woman, I am SO dead.

Archer. I might be headed towards the DANGER ZONE!

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

Consider that, given Tonks’ age, it’s conceivable that she and Remus spent some time dancing to 80s music.

everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

Good general rule, but sometimes, they deserve it.

http://www.rgj.com/article/20130911/NEWS/309110104/Scathing-obituary-reveals-lives-abuse-neglect

(Not my mom. My mom is a saint.)

dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

I need to start using “I will pee on all the things you eat” in conversation.

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

Things I will never understand:

copdoccubus:

People who called aborted fetuses “murder victims”, and then call children killed in drone strikes “collateral damage”.